Author: OTS

I wish I could get Vans without the skate connection.

If your characters are so annoying and dumb I’m rooting for the villian, the story is no longer tragedy. It is just bad.

Watching the olympics gives strong NPC energy.

I have always been attracted to women who want me dead.

I finally understand crafting.

I wanted a calzone. They’re twenty bucks after tip at the place across the street. But I can buy all of the ingredients from the grocery store for $50!

Now I’ve got to eat three of these things to make the math work.

The problem is, the first one is a failed test. I’m going to eat it, but it’s not worth it. Which means I need to make more, and that means I’ll probably have to buy more dough. And possibly apparatus. Which will push the cost even higher.

I’m going to be eating calzones for weeks.

I thought that was pretty funny.

Someday I’d like to learn how to write fiction.

I have feelings. Big feelings. 937 ccs of feelings.

All basic book:
Hurin: Barbarian
The Noldor: Paladin (some multiclassing later)
Turin: Fighter
Eos: Rogue
The Valar: Bard+

Alice has two potential boyfriends, Bob and Charlie.

Bob is handsome and rich, but puts work ahead of relationships.

Charlie is handsome, not quite as rich, and eats people.

Alice is torn. Which boy is right for her?